"Budak kurang ajar"

Tadi masa nak habis round, budak2 ni cakap la pasal Dr. Omar nak masuk Red dah.

Hakimi: Semua orang tahu Omar paling bekeng (garang) sekali dalam Uro.
Me: Ye ke? Bagi saya, Dr. Omar tak bekeng pun..

They all looked at me expectantly.

Me: ... Dr. Omar paling emo sekali ada la.

He looked at me like a cross between nak maki aku and laughing out loud. I grinned.

Dr. Omar: Awak kata saya ape?
Me: Saya kata Dr. Omar paling emo sekali dalam Uro.

Bravely. If you want to diss a person, diss him in the face. Isha backed him up and kata dalam Red ada doktor lagi emo.

Me: Oh Dr. Azihan dan Dr. Adham ke? Saya baik je dengan diorang. Saya rasa diorang okay je.
Kimi: Atiqah ni memang pelik sikit.

Then Dr. Haziq told Dr. Omar that "papa Atiqah ni consultant dekat sini. Professor siap."

I'm not a fan when people talk about my dad so I scrutinised them with a slight frown. Dr. Omar pun macam tanya siapa ayah aku.

Dr. O: Ayah awak lecturer mane?
Me: Visiting UIA, USM-
Dr. O: UIA? Bila lagi? Saya tak ingat pun ada prof nama tu.
Me: Macam dah lama. Dia ajar Paeds, Neonate..
Dr. O: Tak ingat pun.
Me: Doktor pergi kelas tak?
Dr. O: Kurang ajar budak ni.

I laughed out loud at his glare. It's really hard to take him seriously with his scrawny build and amusing annoyed face.

Later habis round, Dr. Omar sat next to the patient awaiting to insert a 3-way catheter in him. He caught me glancing at him in boredom.

"Takut saya Atiqah tengok saya macam tu."

In my head there were several responds and my choice was "doktor takut dengan perempuan kenapa" but I chose to silently stare at him for a full second before turning my attention back to the patient. Not interested enough to answer.

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Today I am oncall with Dr. Adham, Dr. Ju and Dr. Aizat. My favourites haha for unknown reason, despite belum pukul 5 lagi Dr. Adham dah call aku suruh review patient referral.

Dr. Adham: Awak Atiqah kan?
Me: Ye saya. Saya oncall harini.
Dr. Adham: Nama awak Atiqah kan.
Me: Ye nama saya Nur Atiqah Mohd Hanifah.
Dr. Adham: Ni Dr. Adham.
Me: Yes Dr. Adham, ape khabar.

Line fail ke ape?

Selalu jugak aku oncall dengan diorang ni. Dr. Aizat during rounds takde tegur aku pun haha. Fizul and Kak Jah ada kena tegur jugak, aku cam dia lenient. Or maybe I was kemah tadi hehehe.

Siap borak dengan Dr. Aizat masa otw ke Bendahara review patient.

Dr. Aizat: Awak Uro sekarang? Macam mana boleh oncall General?
Me: Saya yang request sebab rindu General..
Boss: Hahaha
Me: Tapi nyaris menyesal la, saya dah dua minggu tak jenguk Wad 30 tak tahu kes langsung.

Lucky for me Wad 30 cuma ada 8+1 patient... including a full room of acute beds hahahaha. Oncall aku sibuk tersekat dalam ED demi patients Plastic sampai Kak Ju minta Hafizul cover kerja aku dekat Wad 26.

Kak Ju pulak siap ambil order untuk dinner aku lagi weeehu.

Dr. Adham komen on my tulisan tadi.

Him: Lawa tulisan Atiqah.
Me: Okay saya sedar tulisan saya huduh. (sambil menghempukkan kepala atas meja patient)
Him: Boleh jadi MO Surgery nanti.
Me: Hehe inshaAllah.