Practicing Hallucinations

Lectures post-revolution are riddled with puns of the revolution itself. I guess you can say it is in the act of pride of the Egyptians.

Also and I believe I have stated before, studying for Pathology jars is basically practicing hallucinations.

If you are pure-hearted, you will see that this lesion is yellow. If you are sinned, cunning and whatever, you'll see it as grayish black.

'But what if I see it black?' one of you might ask. Well, you're in hell already, then.

But seriously, in the exam you have to write it as yellow. Maybe 1300 years ago it was yellow but after the formalin, old age and revolution, it changes colour.

Jar coded U27-1, diagnosed as renal tuberculosis
Dr. Ehab Refaat
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I hate Alzheimer's

I hate that you're going to forget the people you love the most. I hate that you're going to forget the very meaning of life, forget why you even exist. I hate that it's killing you.


I hate that I can't do anything about it.

"Now that we're here, we might as well make this real."

Lazy

I was told that I'm the laziest medical student around, up to the point that "if you work just a little bit harder, you'll get excellence for sure."

This is of no surprise, I'm acquainted with this fact since I was in primary secondary school. My parents know I am not as hard-working as my brother, who once told me the secret for his 4 flat was "sleeping 4 hours only."

Well I sleep for 4 hours too (yeah, right), but that's not the point. We siblings are different, and our parents celebrated this differences by tailoring how each of us gets treated.

Uh oh. Now I feel like going snowdiving. Since the jelly beans are spilled, we might as well do something about this, right?


Marriage

I'm all for marriage. Give me a married couple as the characters and I'll be all for them. Like Henry and Teddy lol ;)

My rational is simply that it's the right thing to be. A male-female couple rightfully belongs in a marriage, nothing less. And even so, the transition period is also very crucial, to see how pious you are to go by Allah's book, or will you do instead what every other couples do.

A big shame if you do the latter.

p/s: The title is connected, I assure you. If you don't get it, then you're not thinking hard enough.

World Turtle Day

23rd May is World Turtle Day.

So as your hyper animal activist, viral spread among the community is a must. But since we have our Microbiology practical final exam on this same day, I couldn't focus on campaigning for the Green Baju Day, but I did my so-called best with the people I encountered.


But of course, you can't save the turtles simply by wearing green, nothing is that simple. The primary aim is simply education. Education is the keystone for changes.

Everything around us belongs to the NEXT generation, thus for us to preserve it. Imagine no more Ninja turtles. Next-generation Haru will be an irreversible wreck :(

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All this warrant a good question, "So what's up with Green Baju Day?"

We're dressing up for the part, to make things fun and memorable. So there's a point in everyone's life today allocated for the remembrance of our duty to (the very least) nature.






p/s:

*Donatello finds a three-day-old pizza*
Don: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?

Pulling a Konata

Konata of Lucky Star is an MMORPG-playing geek who spend all her time playing games, reading manga, watching animes, working in a cosplay cafe to pay for her hobbies, all between going to school and nothing less.

Of course, you wonder how she passed through her grade and enjoyed the same year as her relatively well-studied friend.

That is because she brought home all her books the day before the start of Exam Week in order to cram in during her exam all-nighters. And crammed she did; she succeeded an 86/100 for one of her midterm exam, to the disbelief of Kagami who managed 89 with her all-year hard work.

As Kyon of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu once said and I quote, "The distribution of attributes is random."

Now imagine hard work + cramming, hehe.

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It is really The Final Exam season. ^~^

Hopefully we'll do our bestest and take the greatest care of ourselves and our deeds. Maybe pull a Konata in between, but still have to be Kagami considering the amount we have to study.

May our success be the manifestation of our piousness. With that in mind, I'm sure Allah will grant us nothing less than the best for us.

All the best guys, I'll see you in the exam and in Fourth Year, insyaAllah ;)

Proud #2

I believe everyone is mouldable into a relatively better person than before. We are gifted with immense potentials, limitless should I say. We just have to believe in ourself and give it a shot and who knows, maybe you'll even enjoy yourself doing so.

Of course, it requires that we know that person enough to know which criteria to build, his capacity and also degree of tolerance. This is to ensure the developmental process can be proceeded with fluency; this stage is crucial for the betterment of our generation.

And it helps to start with something easy at first, so that you'll be all smiles and thrilled with the success and may that keeps you fueled for the next challenge and insyaAllah, more successes.


Tonight, I declare one mission accomplished.

Malaysian Wedding 101

"Do you have any tradition in a wedding reception? Yes? Like what?" Dr. Sherin Wehfi of Pharmacology practical asked the class last Saturday.

"Kompang," the boys chanted.

"What is kompang?" She asked further.

Chip who was sitting in front row made beating gestures with his hands.

"You beat your wife?"

The Omelette Tragedy

6.15pm
It finally came to the eat-now-damn-you-or-pass-out moment and I placed my order for my first meal of the day.

6.25pm
I whined.

"Sabar la Tiqah," the senior on the next table said. "Yang kakak ni order pun tak sampai lagi."

I was silent as I eyed her from behind my veil. She prompted, "Tiqah tunggu apa?"

"Telur dadar," I said flatly. She doubled over in laughter.

I waited not-so happily while munching and forking my plain rice. This could very well be my last meal here and please note the double entendres.

6.35pm
After blinking out of my state of trance, I marched solemnly up to the cashier and inquired the whereabout of my omelette. He istighfar-ed on the spot and ran back to where the kitchen is, perhaps to urge the hen to step on it.

It felt nice to remind people of Allah, but I was too hypoglycemic at that moment.

6.40 pm
My oily telur dadar arrived. I congratulated the guy for succeeding in sending it over safely.

New Approach to Blood Donating

Let me shift your paradigm about blood donating.


First, it's about sharing with others the very thing that keeps you living. Instead of just sharing food, reminders, notes, pens and punches that are mutually regarded as essential for the survival of human, why not donate blood and practically own that person for life?

Second, it's about building up concern for animals and nature. Your donated blood will help to sustain another person's life and you will be so overwhelmed with just how much contribution you can do by sitting still and be pricked for a while; so much that you would want to contribute just as much to the surrounding street cats and dogs and the fluttering leaf in the windy spring.

Third, it's about romance. You can't really get more intimate than having your blood cruising in his/her veins.

Fourth, it's about keeping yourself physically, mentally and emotionally fit. In order to participate for a blood-donating campaign the next day, you'll have to be so! If you had a pathetic 3 hours of sleep the night before, had nothing throughout the whole day except for two cups of coffee, and is lacking blood as it is; you'd better forget it.

Or maybe it is a clever way of delusionally avoiding the scale ;)

Proud

Do you know the proudest person on earth? I don't for fact, but tonight during the Medicophilic Month 2011 closing ceremony, I can relate to him no matter who he is.

1) Umairah, Muhammad and Ellya won the debate!

I like it that Sarah was in this picture along with the guys, she represented the tuan-rumah-kami-tumpang-kasih-sayang-dan-makanan-semasa-brainstorm hihi ♥

*penguin dance*

2) The Top 3 finalists for Public Speaking and Farhan of 1st Year Al-Azhar winning the crown are exactly as I expected.

Syaimaa' (1st runner-up), Ahmad (2nd runner-up), Paan (MeM Director),
Baem (Timb. Presiden I PERUBATAN), Farhan (champion!)

I met him post ceremony and he agreed to do an email interview for PO. I know what I want to bomb him with and I like it when I can put personal inclination in our association's official site, it gives me a feeling of pseudo-greatness ;)

Check out the finished interview! :D

3) I see light in videography.

When you have an engaging plot, good use of camera angle, a great sense of What's Hot and imbue all that smoothly, you will make a fan of story-telling (especially yours truly) all ears and perked up.

That, in my measly opinion, are the main factors for my affinity to HA Production and Koshary Production's piece.

And to see that the Audiovisual Department is practically glowing with their After Effect proficiency, I can't help but feel challenged to improve myself and the team ♥

Let me bask in this proud feeling tonight, let me sleep happy.

Bye Jebat

Jebat died today. I was giving them water to cool down just before Asar when I noticed him stiff and cold, irresponsive to my touch. His eyes were closed, dark and sunken.

I shrank.

p/s: Mahsuri is still around so hang in there!

Don't Get Too Close

I don't know about Malaysia, but here in Egypt, toxoplasmosis is a problem of girls. Girls here love cats and kittens so much, more than they love their parents.


They will play with their cats, eat with their cats, do everything with their cats.

When they grow up, they will get married but they will still be with their cats. Then they will get pregnant, still with their cats.

Girls might get toxoplasmosis and remain asymptomatic. Toxoplasmosis doesn't cause problems in the pregnant girls, but in the infant.

Parasitology lab, 10-11 am 29th March 2011

Lead a hygienic life and see a doctor for your pregnancy check-up. And be good to animals.

P/s: May not adhere to the original dialogue for dramatization.

B*** Has a Fetish for Baju Kurung

It is the common cold season now, and due to the rhinovirus's multiplicity of antigenic type of more than 100 serotypes, it is highly recurring. Impressive pesky creatures, aren't they?

2010/11 is my immunocompromised year yet. Weak.
Whatever happened to my Muwasofat?

And today, we meet up with one of their latest victim.

My YM Status: Sume orang qiam malam ni ye mohon THE REAL Awesome HotStuff sembuh, okay thank you.

Awesome HotSuff: do u have to announce everything on YM
Awesome HotStuff: =________=

Awesome HotStuff: babaii nak tido muah!
Awesome HotStuff: go annoy someone else
Atiqah: :x
Awesome HotStuff: shoo shoo!

Won't End Here, Though

When you don't have much, you should at least appreciate the minute cluster you have.

If you can't handle her at her worst; or in this case the most annoying time, you sure don't deserve her at her best; at her most patient. Regardless of your physiological state, there is a thing called time-out. There is not ever a valid reason to blow up.

We're not getting back to where we were, are we? Last time I can still say I'm friends with you, but I can't now, can I? I'll miss us dearly.

Allah will give you a better friend, as He will for me, though I doubt I can get a friend greater than you. For the times, fun and lessons; thank you. I will grow up this time.