Ant Lover

today, some ants thought it was amusing to bite my upper eyelid. i woke up irritated with unilateral mechanical ptosis only relieved when i close the right eye, thus taking the right hand away from doing whatever else i wanted to do.

anyway, i was irritable the whole day. it didn't help that i was skipping meals again.

Haru:
i effing hate ants
argh

the deliberate break on my two months no-cussing pledge clearly conveyed my infinite frustration.

Wunan:
adeh la kau ni pon
apsal tak suke sangat semut?
diorang ok je kot

Haru:
diorang selalu gigit aku

Wunan:
adeh la. bukan salah diorang kot
diorang binatang kan, bukan ada akal. dan diorang tak dendam pun dengan kau

Haru:
i still hate them

Wunan:
-_-

Haru:
KENAPA KAU SEBELAHI MEREKA

Wunan:
aku pun tak tahu
mungkin sebab tindakan diorang dikawal oleh Tuhan kot
aku kalau binatang buat hal, aku redha je la.

Haru:
oh tuhan
sucinye hati kau D:

now i am not sure which one i hate the most.
a) my uncanny prowess in attracting ant lovebites
b) effing ants
c) this ant lover
d) my inability to suck up and be redha