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In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.

Friday, April 02, 2010

We Adore Wits

We are blessed with exceptionally humorous lecturers.

Dr. Abbas: Today is the last practical session for Biochemistry. Are you happy or depressed?

But the funniest of all is Dr. Heba of Physiology Department, Allah bless her straight face and witty remarks.

*Testing biceps reflex, where you put your thumb on the patient's tendon and strike the hammer onto the thumb*

Dr. Heba: See how the doctor suffers?

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*Class was doing BMI and body fat percentage test.*

Dr. Heba: What is your height?
Volunteer: 150 cm.
Dr. Heba: And your weight is.. 20kg?
Volunteer: 45kg.
Dr. Heba: ... You sure?

I love Egyptians. They believe we are underweight!

*Volunteer's result was within normal range.*

Dr. Heba: I don't know how you got normal.

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Dr. Heba asked for my Physiology questions collection book and wanted to borrow it as she didn't have hers.

Dr. Heba: I want this book with me. You agree or disagree?

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Dr. Heba: Do you remember the audiograph?
Class: No~
Dr. Heba: No? Okay, thank you.

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Dr. Heba: See you in third year.

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Challenge is a major turn on.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Ktorang blaja bicep pny tendon reflex yg ketok dgn thumb ktorang sndri.
Xde lah sakit pon. Haha

Suke la tu org arab igt kamu underweight. Haha!

Haru said...

oh yeah, my bad
tertukar

rasanya orang arab ingat budak malaysia ni underweight sebab kitorang pakai baju longgar-longgar.

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