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Thursday, January 07, 2010

How Not To

Girls love to walk around alone. They’ll march like they own the roads and become totally oblivious to surroundings; only ceasing when they meet someone familiar, before crossing the road, or to coo at kitties.



Other than that, they’ll act independent. Macho, should we say.

Most females are congenitally equipped with survival skills of ignorance, run, scream and the likes, but they’re not really as effective for the long run.

To illicit this persisting problem, Ustaz Fauwaz once suggested we present ourselves as unattractive and highly ineligible for socialization as possible.


Examples:

#1 – Feign convulsions


#2 – Feign psychosis


And my personal favourite,

#3 – Fart

Should we practice any one of those above, I’m sure we’ll be able to subdue the leech from his pursuit and contribute to the growing rate of andartu.

Concluding, don’t walk alone. Or don’t walk out (late) at all. Just stay put and study. If you're desperate though, there’s always the smarter choice of avoiding common Malay routes.

And this post was actually written because I had an acute craving for MapleStory thus BannedStory was chosen as it is the least addicting (lethal) approach. Sorry for the mushiness.

3 comments:

airu said...

i walk alone2x :P
-boulevard of broken dreams-

nk kuar umah pon mls....ish3

Unknown said...

kanak2 maen maple lagi k?

Haru said...

@nisa:
hampeh ko ponteng kelas semalam!

@along:
tak ika dah tak maen
sejak ramadhan lepas lagi ika dah tak main
haha
mesti kene kick dari guild lol

sesekali ika nak bukak takut barang hilang macam tahun lepas
kene hack
tapi nanti addicted balik bahaya la.

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