Baka no Tensai

Let me kindly highlight to you the driving test JPJ impose on you in order to get your P license.

1. On-road test
2. On-circuit test

• Side parking
• Hill climbing
• Tiga penjuru

I passed all, but I failed the tiga penjuru during the on-circuit. In short, Atiqah flunked her first JPJ test.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever done in my short nearly 18 years of living. Even smacking Aiman's head with the pencil case wasn't even close to match my current stupidity.

Okay, say it. I'm stupid. Yeah, I know. I would be contented if I failed during the on-road test, but no, I passed that one. I would also be contented if I failed during climbing the hill during the on-circuit test, but no, I passed that one.

Why, of all thing, I failed the eeeeaaaasiest one? Man, I can't believe I could have flunked the eeeeaaaasiest!

Huh, so the heartbroken lady needed something cold and sweet to replenish the fractured heart. Off I went to treat myself with a can of coke. Which only added to the misery with its immense sweetness yet barely there coldness. ARGH! For a bright person, I sure am dim-witted!

Okay, enough self-damnation.

Since I gracefully failed, I need to take another two-hour class. I hope I'll get it finished tomorrow. And hopefully, my next JPJ test will be before the end of next week.

My L license will die on the 16th March. I need a P by then.

This time, I really need all the prayers I could get.

And with my silly red heart and short-circuited big brain laying in the recovery room, I may be unlikely to make it to usrah.

I need ice-cream.